Sigh – none of the virals that I wanted to post have enough of the “Easter spirit” for Sarah M's approval. That being said they do have insanely attractive women, wicked soundtracks, and gratuitous grinding of bodies.
But this was this enough? No – Eastery was the command. Happy smiling babies. Chocolate. So I dumped the awesome clips that I had and went in search of something more Eastery. Eventually I had to do a time warp back in order to find this 1988 commercial.

I feel like my teeth are going to rot.