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Rob Stokes

Killer Spam

by Rob Stokes

2007/05/05

I have just received this email:

Hello,
 I wish to let you know that i have been paid by a client to assasinate you  at convenience,and i have signed a contract of $650,000 yesterday for  this.I have never met you before,but they gave me the full description of your  identity and contact,together with your photograph which my boys have  used to trace you.

 The reason why they want you Dead is not disclosed to me as i was not  allowed to know,but you are now not better that the dead ok.

 My BOYS are now contantly watching you,they are following   

you-home,office,everywhere.....,you go and they are waiting for my instruction to   

terminate you.And they will strike at convenience.

 THIS IS MY MESSAGE-

 LISTEN VERY WELL !!!!,the Police cannot do much to help you out in this  right now because you are being watched,any such attempt is very risky  cause you will push us to terminate your life without option. Your calls  are not safe also.In fact you are traced.
 I have no business with you but at least i have cleared the way as a  pro-,but you may have one chance to live again if you can contact me  not latter that 24 hours after this mssage.email  phillip_rb@yahoo.com
 
 
  GOODLUCK!!!



This really takes spam to the next level. Is this the next 419 scam? I bet people will fall for it.

I love his salutation, "good luck". Haha! At least he is a friendly hitman.

Comments

Let's submit his email address to the Britney Spears fanclub mailing list.

Posted by Vincent Maher on 2007/05/05

Hehe. So bad.

Posted by Don on 2007/05/05

You mock me....

I will get you... i will also send my ladyboys. they tip top.

Posted by Phillip RB on 2007/05/05

that sounds creepy...

:) ladyboys, hehehe...

Posted by joe on 2007/05/07

LOL.. Love the Britanny Spears comment. This one appears to be a native English speaker. It also happens to be a felony in most English speaking nations to even make a threat like that. So this guy could do some serious time for this stunt. The spam lacks the normal grammar flaws found in most Nigerian scams.

Posted by Draciron Smith on 2007/05/07

Rob, sad as it may sound, I can of course think of a number of companies that may have put out this contract. For a small fee, say $ 500k, I can help you remember who they might be in order for you to take action and become the hunter rather than the hunted.

Posted by boer on 2007/05/07

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