Why certain men insist on speeding is beyond me.  It’s not “cool”, it doesn’t mean you’re a “bad boy” (an p.s. those went out of fashion ages ago) and it definitely does nothing to prove your "manhood" – in fact we just think that boys / men who speed have small dicks.

Yes – you read right, “small dicks”. And now finally I have some proof! Ok, ok so it may not be scientific proof but it's proof none the less.
I almost wet myself when I watched this ad which is part of an Australian road safety campaign.



So next time you want to rev it up in some absurd display of manliness just remember we’ll all be thinking, “shame the poor lad’s just overcompensating for being… well… undercompensated" ;-)