To promote the special edition Bruce Lee N96, Nokia have used videos of the Dragon himself playing ping pong and lighting matches with a pair of nunchucks. At least I think so. I still can’t work out if the video footage of Bruce is real but has been edited in, if the videos are entirely fake or if Bruce Lee truly was a cat as fast as lighting.

Sometimes advertising goes straight through me. I think this happens to all of us given the daily barrage of images, slogans, teasers and jingles that are lobbed at us everyday. But personally, this time I’m dying to consume. I’m sold. Where do I sign?